Go in Peace

The washroom in McDonald's at the Skytrain is equipped with the latest security features. A button under the counter opens its automatic doors, which are layered and open in succession. The outer doors, six inches thick and cast in tempered steel, open from the middle, like elevator doors. The next door, a much flimsier plastic one, recedes from bottom to top, much in the same way as plastic window blinds are drawn. Behind that is the original washroom door, which sports the traditional doorknob, as well as the sign saying 'Men.' Once inside, bulletproof stalls offer full security as you go about your business. The mirrors are all one-way glass, which makes me feel very safe. And to top it all off, if you try to leave without washing your hands, German Shepherds, trained to apprehend you and drag you back to the sink, are released through a concealed hatch in the floor. I heard they built it on the site of a once popular jewellery store.
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